Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Oh, Canada!

Greetings from the Great White North! I was just wondering why Americans dislike Canadians? What did we do wrong?

Dear Concerned Canadian,
Querido, who said Americans dislike our brothers to the north? I think it has to do with the revolution Papi.
It goes like this…I think (well if not we can always change Wikipedia right?):
Once upon a time, a fine Papi named United Kingdom met another papi named the Colonies. Like any tragic love story, these papis had a falling out. There was a big fight and a lot of Facebook drama. The Colonies were all passive-aggressive and posted something along the lines of “Fine, we will just be independent!” Well, the UK didn’t like that and said “Whateves, don’t let me catch you out or I will fight you.” Well you know what happened after that.
So you see papi it’s like when you break up with an ex and then have animosity for the person they are currently dating and vice versa. But what are you really “angry” at? Or are you’re feelings hurt? I think it’s time that we both sit down and really think about what the real emotions are. Identifying the real emotion will help you understand where they are coming from and help us resolve the issues you have with them.
It is very important that we respect each other; even when we are hurt. There is no reason to sling mud. I know that sometimes it can be hard to deal with the end of a relationship, but it always is for the best even if you don’t see that at the moment. So if you give us just a little time (like 200 years or so) to deal we can all be friends one day.
PS Could you please send some of those 1 girl 5 gays boys to visit?
I hope that helped.
Gracias Querido for Asking Argenta!

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